Wednesday, July 02, 2008

It's not 2am

Have you ever played the game where you're hypothetically at a 24/7 Big Box Store at 2am, you are going to buy three things, and three things only, and your entire purpose of the purchase is to freak out the cashier? (But you don't actually go to the store or buy the things! It's just a mind game)


Does it count if it's 7am?

I bought Kotex, organic cherries, and a gun cleaning kit.

It was kinda fun.

4 comments:

Julie said...

A cheese grater, knitting needles, and an orange.

That should do it.

Anonymous said...

The guy ahead of me had a case of beer and drano.

Anonymous said...

When I was a checker at Schnucks Grocery (Yes, that is a real chain of stores) I had a guy buy at 1:30am, a single red rose, no-name alcohol, and a box of magnum condoms. Try keeping a straight face ringing that up!

Kate Hussein A. said...

I think, Erika, you may have won that game for well and good. It's the cherries that does it. Organic, no less. snort.

(PS I know this was posted ages ago and I'm just catching up - sorry! Got behind!)