Have you ever played the game where you're hypothetically at a 24/7 Big Box Store at 2am, you are going to buy three things, and three things only, and your entire purpose of the purchase is to freak out the cashier? (But you don't actually go to the store or buy the things! It's just a mind game)
Does it count if it's 7am?
I bought Kotex, organic cherries, and a gun cleaning kit.
It was kinda fun.