Totally Random

Yesterday's mail got dumped into my work bag on the way out the door to Cub Scouts last night.  I thought I had pulled it all out already, but one fell out of those catalogs that advertise local things that you're really not waiting for a "sale" on fell out of my bag today at lunch.  It kind of fell open to the centerfold ads, which matched on left and right pages, colorwise and font-wise.  So at casual glance they look like one big ad, right?  Well, the titel emblazoned across the top of the two pages proclaimed:

Hair Restoration...Because You Want To See His Jaw Drop